It's da last day of the yearr!

Aww lets look at the highlights of Lindsey's 2012 shall we?

Highlights:

• Saw One Direction in concert
• Harry and I became homies
• I have a nice group of friends that are awesome and I trust them ily
• I learned how to whistle
• TITANIC BACK IN THEATERS!
• Going to Yosemite
• Got my iTouch bless
• Monster's Inc back in theaters
• Ran a 7 minute mile what was that 
• The Olympics 
• Fab 5
• Tom Daley's face
• and body
• Got my first boyfriend

And you can't have highlights without

Lowlights:

• Started high school
• Biology tests
• The Olympics only last 2 weeks ugh 
• Left middle school awww :''''(
• Homework
• Got my first boyfriend 

I hope your 2012 was amazing! I love you guys!

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Opening Monologue in Peter Pan

All this has happened before and it will all happen again but this time it happened in London. It happened on a quiet street in Bloomsberry. That corner house over there is the home of the Darling family. And Peter Pan chose this particular house because there was people there who believed in him. There was Mrs. Darling. Mrs. Darling believed that Peter Pan was the spirit of youth. But Mr. Darling… Well Mr. Darling was a practical man. The boys however, John and Michael, believed that Peter Pan was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games. Wendy, the oldest not only believed but she was supreme authority on Peter Pan and all his marvelous adventures. Nana, the nursemaid, being a dog kept her opinions to herself and viewed the whole afar with a certain tolerance. 

I have a problem ignore me.

Lots of love

~Lindsey

illlyyy

LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIEND WROTE I'M CRYING SO MUCH ILY

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon holla.

Whoo!

I'm going to Disneyland on Tuesday whoot whoot.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Well why don't you find somewhere for her to sleep WHILE I THINK OF A PLAN!

#Monstersincquotes

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.

I have nothing to report

But I have finals and wow scary. Ann, Brit, Jess and I are going to have a sleepover on Friday and I'm super excited cause the 4 of us haven't been all together in a long time.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I can't stop smiling.

Today is the best day ever. I love today. I love everything about today. Just... I love life.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

No no no no no

MY BIO PARTNER KEEPS USING MY NAME HE NEEDS TO STOP IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS THAT NAME USING IS LITERALLY MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS NO.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Dont read this ugh

I don't understand why my dad gets so mad at me when I get Bs. Like my parents signed me up for honors classes and I told them I couldn't do it and I'm trying as hard as I can yet I still get in trouble. Bs aren't bad either. And I get mostly As I just don't understand.

~Lindsey

Help.

I have like 3 big tests tomorrow but sleep.

Rant don't judge

Have you ever hated someone so much but you never really wanted anyone to know that you hated them so you just pretended like you didn't hate them. But slowly your hatred becomes more and more powerful and it starts to take over and before you know it, you just can't stand that person at all and you can't even pretend like you don't hate them anymore. Everything they do makes you angry and at that point you don't even care if other people know you hate them anymore because you just hate them so much.

Because that's how I feel. About a lot of people.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

How To Make Boys Jealous of Themselves a book written by me

Oh yeah

Idk if I ever told you guys this but when I become famous, I'm gonna call my fans Cabbage Nuggets just thought I'd let you know.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

But you guys

This guy that I'm friends with on facebook just invited me to a party where all we do is watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3. I've never been so excited omg.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My Bio Partner

Ok so I feel like this needs to be addressed because it's becoming a problem. I have the biggest crush on my bio partner and it's not even funny anymore. Like, I used to be mad about it because I wanted to just not have a crush on anyone for a while and live my life drama free but thEN WE SWITCHED SEATS IN BIO AND I GOT PUT NEXT TO MR. ATTRACTIVE OVER HERE. And at first he wanted absolutely nothing to do with me and he literally ignored my existence and  I was like ok you're a attractive but you're a bit of a jerk so you know

But then two weeks ago he started talking to me and caring about me and we formed a bio partner bond. We made jokes with each other and made our bio teacher think she was going crazy because we couldn't figure out how to focus our microscope and we didn't want to ask for help, so when she came by to see if it was focused or whatever, we both pretended that it was perfectly clear and that she was crazy. So that's when a friendship was formed.

But then I was out sick for two days and I came back on Thursday and sat down at our table and he's like "Where were you?" so I told him cause wow communication and he's like "Oh are you ok? Here don't get up I'll turn that paper in for you. Stop trying to get up Lindsey I can get you your paper it's fine. Oh you need notes here borrow mine." And he was being so nice to me ughh niceness is my weakness.

And then I turned around because my two friends sit behind us and I asked him I could copy their notes and he says super quietly "You can use mine." and my friend is like oh sure let me get it and he's just like "You can use mine." and that time I kind heard him so I asked him what he said and he was like "You can use my notes Lindsey." And ughh when guys use my name it's my weakness. So I used his notes and then we had to work together on this thing and he moved his chair super close to mine and he kept pointing at stuff on my paper and wow hand closeness.

I'm making this all up in my head omg he probably hates me.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Sigh this is an irrelevant post.

Ugh I really have nothing to talk about. Tons of drama goin on in the one direction fandom today but I think I just cackled at 90% of it and screamed in terror at the other 10% so.

I went to a basketball game with Jessie on Friday and the team lost lol. I wasn't even paying attention to the game. I was trying to get wifi and we got our own seats that were far away from our parents so we just talked about stuff that would be rather awkward to talk about in front of our parents. Like who we like. I like my bio partner don't tell anyone. Lol jk I make it extremely obvious. He's super nice and amazingly attractive can I have him no ok.

Alright bye.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

How To Cockblock Yourself a book written by me

Ponytails

Ok so I'm wearing a ponytail right now and I am so happy about it cause I love ponytails.

I used to hate them because I thought they made my head/shoulders look big and they do but now I just don't care. I only wear ponytails on the days that I don't want to do anything. My friends know this too. I'll show up to school wearing a ponytail and they'll be like "Aww at least you made an effort." Thanks guys.

Ponytails also made me look homeless which is something that I enjoy looking. Because a lot of the time it resembles how I feel that day.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My top 10

Here are my top 10 posts (in views) :
 

1. In first place, we have this lovely post, which I like to call, Tom Daley had braces. I, for the life of me, have no clue to why this post gets so many views. However, it shows my main man Tom Daley as a fetus with cute braces to you know. 
2. In second place, is this post, known as Texting. Aww one of my first posts. I like this post, however, I wrote it in like 10 minutes so again, I don't know why it gets views. 
3. In third place, is this post, Poptarts and Birthdays. Oh man that post takes me back to my middle school days. And I mention a girl that I'm not even friends with anymore. I mean, we just stopped talking all of a sudden. Sad. I should send her a message. 
4. This post is in forth place, and I think I know why. It's a read more post and those usually get more. Or maybe you guys just wanted to see my face? Idk.. This is actually the first time I posted a picture on here... I think .... 
5. In fifth place, is this post, Sleepover. Idk I think you guys just wanted to see how creepy my friends and I truly are. I don't blame you. 
6. Sixth place, is this post, called My Dog Ate My Mom. For those who haven't seen this post, it's a story that I wrote during Yearbook last year. It's amazing omg I love it so much. You guys should read it because I am quite proud of how it turned out.
7. In seventh place, is this post, known as My Rant (I'm sorry). Oh how I wish this was my number one post. Like, for real I love this post so much it's my little baby. Basically, it's what happens whenever I watch Titanic. I get all mad and go off and this crazy, wild rant. 
8. In eighth place, is this post, What Went Down. Oh my birthday party. Some crazy stuff happened that day omg. I can't wait till my birthday this year. Sadly it's in March so wow I have a long time to wait. 
9. This post is just a follow up post to My Rant (I'm sorry). It's called P.s. Cal's hair looks like a butt. It's pretty much just that. And there's a picture. 
10. Last but not least, is this post, where I get at Nick.com and decide that the word "nincompoop" completed my life. 

Oh so there we have it. Whoot. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey 

Wow ok thanks

40 people on my blog in the last couple hours. Thank you omg. Like seriously here is a gif of Tom Daley taking off  pants as a token of my appreciation.

Leave a comment maybe? You totally don't have to I won't pressure you.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Happy Thanksgiving!

It's Thanksgiving and I'm blogging behind the couch. My cousin found me a few hours ago and is sneaking me food every so often. Thank you to my cousin.

But I'm going to the movies later which is exciting. I also get this giant room to myself and I stay up till 5 in the morning blogging and watching movies. Last night I watched Clue. I love that movie so much omg.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Sleepover

(Hi Brittany luv you)


Brittany, Ann, and I had a sleepover last night and omg it was so fun ok.

Brittany and I went to the mall first but Ann couldn't be there because she's a loser jk it's cause she had to babysit. So we walked around in circles for a while a chatted then we tried on dresses because it's super fun to do. Then we went to the Apple store and took photobooth pictures. Then, Brittany logged into her Twitter to tweet them. We couldn't log out tho and omg it was so funny because we had no clue what to do. I asked a lady to help and she was absolutely no help at all thanks a lot.  

Then she prank called my exboyfriend and she kept giggling and wouldn't stop and he was just like "Hello, I don't understand" And I prank called this guy that she hates (but she used to have a crush on) and we had a lovely conversation. 

Then we went back to my house and Ann finally decided to show up. 

We went on my itouch and downloaded a bunch of dating apps. Then, we took a bunch of pictures of my unicorn pillow pet, Obama wobble head, stuffed moose, and teddy bear. Then we made accounts on the dating apps (the username was sexyunicorn) and flirted with the guys on their but we pretended to be a unicorn. And guys would ask for pictures of us, and we'd send them pictures and the stuffed animals and say "That was one crazzzzy party." (Yes we copied Dan and Phil). 

Then we sent Harry the weirdest messages ever omg. We went on like 10 different Tumblrs and got ask limit on all of them and it was so funny because we sent him like 124 messages and idk it was just funny. My personal favorite is " *whispers seductively into your 3rd nipple* " We also pretended to be "Agent O'Neil" and we sent him like 8 different missions. 

Most of the messages tho were just random parts of our conversations or a random movie quote.

Then we watched Finding Nemo and decided the best two lines in the movie were, "He lost his son, Fabio." and "I'm obnoxious!" But no those parts were so funny like really.  Then we fell asleep during the movie oops.

In the morning we watched Grease 2 which was the stupidest movie ever like what. But it was perfect. We also watched Matchmaker Mary which is the worst and the best movie ever and it was perfect. 

We also sent Harry more weird asks and Brittany tweeted him a picture of an In n Out gift card don't ask.

Click read more to see about half of what we sent to Harry (we can't remember the other half)

Guess who is adorable

This guy.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My Life in a Picture

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Can we just

Can we just talk about the fact that those three girls on Ellen got to feel up One Direction and then they got iPads. Like no, they should give Ellen iPads as a thank you. Thank you for letting me feel up One Direction, here's an iPad.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My Future

Ok ok ok so I was thinking about how much I hate high school, and how much I want it to be over ya feel? So I started thinking about what I wanted to do after high school. I came up with a plan. (That's a complete lie I got most of it off a post on Tumblr)

After high school, I want to move to New York. Which is something that I've wanted to do since I was 11. In New York, I want to go to NYU. I want to get a cute little one room apartment with brick walls, a record player, and a rug. My friend has already offered to take me rug shopping. Also, I want to work in a little coffee shop/bookstore thing.

A friend can live with me in my apartment of one wants to. Or maybe I can get myself a boyfriend and he can live with me. El oh el.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm serious.

My ipod is basically just a collection of voice memos that I recorded of Niall.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Books

Ok so most of the time, I really enjoy reading. But there are some books that I have to read for school that I just dislike so darn much. Here's a list:

• Great Expectations 
• Call of the Wild
• Anthem
• The Illustrated Man
• Every
• Other
• Book
• I've
• Had
• To
• Read
• Except 
• To Kill a Mocking Bird
• That one wasn't that bad

But no I'm reading Great Expectations right now and I dislike it so much that it's not even funny. I want to cry every time I have to open it. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Election Day

I wrote my best friend, Jessie, a goodbye letter and English yesterday. It's just in case Romney wins. I sure hope he doesn't but if he does, I want to be prepared. So, here's my plan:

The boys are in California right now. I am also in California because I live in California so I'm always here. Anyway, my plan is to sneak on their plane, so that they can take me with them. I'll ask Niall if I can live with him, and he'll say yes (if he doesn't idk what I'll do I'll just be stuck in the UK with nowhere to go). We can have sleepovers every night. We can pull the mattresses off the beds and set them on the floor in front of the TV. He can pop some popcorn and whip us up some smoothies and then we will watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. We will gossip about the people we hate and watch as America slowly dies away.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My life

Is it because I finally found something that makes me happy?

Fine wHATEVER

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Ok omg

So a few months ago, my best friend was over and we were on my computer. She said something weird and I said "You're a monkey." And tbh I'm not sure why I said it. Anyway, she laughed and said whatever and so I typed "youreamonkey.com" into the search bar thing and it took us to this website with nothing but a picture of a monkey and something that said "your ip adress is" on it and omg it was weird.

So I bookmarked the page and today I was looking at all my bookmarked pages and I found it and omg it's still perfect.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm not kidding

If Obama doesn't win tomorrow, I'm moving in with Niall. Don't pretend like I won't.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Lol new screensaver

 

Isn't it precious. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Join me

I'm watching Tom Daley's twitcam. He is still a perfect angel. I love him.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Well then

My friend Brittany thinks her screensaver is sexier than my screensaver but can we take a moment and look at my screensaver

Idk Brit I think mine is sexier. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Here ya go.

My Twitter (in case any of you wanted it idk)

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Little Things

Little Things is such a beautiful song. I seriously cried during all of it. Thank you Ed and One Direction.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Maallllll

I went to the mall yesterday with Ann. It was really fun and we were being awesome. There was this Halloween parade thing going on and we sneaked in and pretended that we were with a random family. It was great. And she wet braided my hair the night before so it looked really cool and she pulled half of it up and I looked like a hippie true story.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Gah!

Ok so to start this off, I just want to say that I still like my ex boyfriend.  Even though he said some really jerky things and hurt me really bad, I still like him don't judge.

Now that we have that out of the way, he asked if we were still friends and I said whatever so now we're friends idk if that's better or worse but you know. So he comes up to me today and says that he's moving to Florida in two months and guess what I say. I say "Wow Florida is.... Florida." Because I'm smart and know what Florida is go me.

But really? Florida? Gah. That's really far away.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Darn

My friend had a really attractive boyfriend and they broke up and now I'm sad because I won't be able to see his attractive face anymore. I mean....

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Sigh

"Sprinting across the Houston airport with @Aly_Raisman. Definitely the highlight of my day" ~ Jordyn Wieber

You really have no idea how much I want to be best friends with them. 

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Guess What I'm Doing

If you guess correctly, I'll give you my hand.... in marriage. Hmm?

You're not gonna guess it omg I'm laughing so hard right now.

Not Even Sure What to Say Here

My boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "Too loud and crazy and hard to handle" Hmm. That actually really upsets me. I'm hard to handle? Well then I'm sorry.

He also said was because I'm "too obsessed with One Direction." That actually makes me laugh so hard ok bye nice dating ya.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Ugh

I am honestly 600% done with everything. Tomorrow should be an easy day tho cause I am watching a movie in on class and watching presentations in another. But darn I have a test in my hardest class. God I'm so done with this can high school be over yet or

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Of course

Nothing really happened today other than me having to do hurdles in PE and falling on my face. How was your day?

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Little Harry

On Saturday, Jessie and I were talking to random people on Skype and we found this guy who looks like a fetus Harry Styles. I kept saying "Aww you're such a cutie!" "Babe you're adorable!" And we asked how old he was and he said 14 and his birthday was on November 30th oops he's older than me.

I kept calling him little Harry and he'd smile so big whenever I did omg it was the cutest thing ever he had dimples and curly hair I loved him.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Partyin

It was Ann's birthday party yesterday. Jessie and Brittany were also there and it was great because I haven't seen Brit in so long omg.

Ann, Brit, Jessie, another Lindsey, and I were all sleeping on a air mattress and we decided that if we were guys, it would be weird. Then I said that One Direction slept like that. So, we said that it wouldn't be weird for them, and that we were actually One Direction.

Ann was Liam
Brit was Harry
Jessie was Zayn
Lindsey was Niall
And I was Louis

It was really fun. Brit and I were talking about "kms" and I said "Pms makes me wanna kms" And Brit decided that we are gonna open a tampon company, and that is gonna be our slogan.

Brittany once said "You haven't lived until you've read gay porn." I was talking about it and said "Ok, so who here has lived, according to Brittany." And Ann was saying that the only too people that have read gay porn are me and Brit.

Buuut everybody raised their hand, except for Ann. There was.... 9 people there. It was so funny cause they were all embarrassed and Brit and I just shot our hands in the air with pride.

At 1 in the morning, we got really hungry and went into the kitchen to make noodles and grilled cheese. Then, Anns mom got mad and told us to be quiet.

We watched The Lucky One and I didn't really like it but Zac Efron is really attractive so it was worth it. There was this kid that looks exactly like a baby version of our friend, Tristan. We kept calling him fetus Tristan. He was the only character we cared about other then Zac.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Starbucks

After school yesterday, I went to Starbucks with a few of my friends. There was nowhere to sit at the Starbucks, so we went to the froyo place because they had nice tables and chairs but the chairs were weird. I took out my ipod and we played random music. Mostly High School Musical. Jessie and I were sliding a water cup across the table, and it flipped over. We both started screaming cause it looked like it was going to spill on Jessie, but it didn't. But we kept screaming and I was like "I SAW YOUR LIFE PASS BEFORE YOUR EYES!"

Everyone thought we were weird.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Guess what I have

Cake.

Oh yeah. This is really exciting!

 And today, after school, my friends and I are going to Starbucks which is really fun. Usually, since I have no money, I just stand by the counter until they get annoyed with me, and then they give me free water. I love my free water. It happens every Thursday, and they've gotten used to it by now, so they have my water ready and I don't even have to annoy them anymore.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Mean Girls

I love Mean Girls. My friends and I always watch it whenever we hang out. We quote it all the time too. Also, on Wednesdays, I wear pink. Idk it's just a really perfect movie and I just love it a lot.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Nevermind

Tyler is doing a twitcam I'n not watching Halloweentown.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm so happy

HALLOWEENTOWN IS ON TONIGHT! That is one of the best things ever and everyone I know is freaking out about it! Why is Thanksgiving trending on Twitter gurl wrong holiday.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Pumpkin Patch

Jessie and I went to the pumpkin patch today. We just stayed in the candy shop the entire time and then got bored and sat in corn.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Good times

Remember when I got really upset while watching Titanic?

This is what I do

My parents left me home alone for 5 hours and all I'm going is eating ice cream, watching Ghost Adventures, and blogging. Like, I should call up all ma friends and we should throw a party but nope.

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I would say that it's because nothing has happened,  but really it's the exact opposite. I'll probably make a post about that later.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Story time!

Ok so there was a milk carton that was in a bush and I saw it and started laughing. Then, I tapped Jessie on the shoulder and told her "There's a milk just chillin in a bush. It's not even touching the ground!!" And I kept laughing and I couldn't stop. But Jessie thought I said "Melvin's just chillin in a bush." And so she got confused and asked "Melvin's in a bush?" And I'm like "He is??" And she's like "Why is he in a bush?" And I say "I don't know, that's really weird."

And she laughed.

Then, I say "He's just chillin with the milk." And she was like "What are you talking about?" And I get confused and say "The milk... that's chillin in a bush... not even touching the ground..." She laughs and said that she thought I said Melvin. So I started laughing and we ran over to our friend Melvin and asked him why he was chillin in a bush.

And I was laughing so hard that I started crying. A few people thought I was genuinely sad and gave me a hug thanks for that.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Cheaters

Cheating on someone is literally disgusting. Please, promise me you'll never do it. Breaking up with someone is less painful for them than finding out their boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on them.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Target Adventures

Kira told me that there was a One Direction game at Target, so we left to go get it. While at Target, we were looking a pajamas, and Jessie wanted to look at footy pajamas, but there was this guy that wrapped himself up in them. Jessie told Kira that she couldn't look at the pajamas cause there was a guy getting cozy in them and the guy was like "And I can hear too." So, Kira, Jessie, and I were like "Oh and he has ears! Wow! That's amazing! Who would have thought!"


We left and started talking about butt hugging and got in line to buy the game. We turn and see a group of seven people all huddled together, pointing at us. Then, they run up and stand in line behind us. One girl was like "Ooooh! What are they buying!" And the guy was like "Something One Direction." And Kira was like "Ears and eyes? Wow."

Then we left and Kira said dramatically, "Thank you lovely people for shopping with us! We will never forget you, Target buddies." And then whispered to us to run before they shoot us.

We were walking to the car and Jessie was saying that we should have started singing. Then, we heard screaming from behind us and saw that the group of people were running after us. I giggled and screamed "TONIGHT LETS GET SOME!" Right as Kira turned on her cars radio, and One Direction coincidentally had been playing at the same time, so it was like "AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG!" And I started screaming.

The Target buddies were yelling "I like your shirt." And all three of us said thank you so we just decided that they liked all of our shirts. We ended up driving next to each other for 5 minutes and they were waving at us the whole time, screaming that they liked our shirt.

It was just really fun.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

One awesome party

Wow ok so that party turned out to be awesome like wow best party ever whoo! It was seriously so fun. The cupcakes had these Fresh Beat Band cupcake holders and there was Twist ones, and I stole them all.... There was also a bouncy house and Jessie and I hung out in there most of the time.

The party got really awesome when a family friend named, Kira, got there. Kira and I are really close but she had never met Jessie before. Anyway, we were sitting and talking and I said "I was just a little fetus running around when we met." And Kira thought it was hilarious and put it on Facebook. Then, there was a motorcycle outside, and I got offended and said "Who is mowing the lawn." Then the two of them had to explain to me that it was a motorcycle, not a lawn mower.

The best part of the party is really long so I'm making a separate post about it xoxo.

Jessie and I ended up crashing on the couch while watching Emperor's New Groove.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Excited!

Jessie and I are going to my cousins birthday party tomorrow! It's in San Jose whoo road trip! We're both excited and we have to sleep on the floor next to my grandparents bed and for some reason Jessie is excited  about that like what gurl you're weird. We also decided that we're gonna watch Emperor's New Groove because I mean what other movie is there to watch I mean really. The party is Fresh Beat Band themed and I have never been happier. Twist is my favorite because he's hot and cute and attractive and where was I going with this.

One Direction said they go on Tumblr and read fanfiction I'm screaming. Like, what if they've seen my blogs. Or what if they've sent me anons before. Lol jk that would never happen but it's still scary to think about because weird stuff goes on, on Tumblr.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Hmm idk

I have really nice news to share with you guys but I think I'll wait another week until I tell you.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Peanut brittle

BRIT FACE WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY MESSAGES I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU!

Come back to me please I'll give you a Hershey's bar.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Well, basically

Today was the best day ever.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I forgot

And in Biology we had to take a test and if you finished in under 1 minute and 20 seconds, it was an A and if you got it under 1 minute, you got extra credit AND I GOT IT IN 33 SECONDS WHAT WHAT! And the teacher put me on the wall of fame thanks gurl.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Good day

I had a really good day today.

In PE we had to run the stupid mile which was stupid but I ran with my friend Kelsey, who is a slower runner than me, so it was fine. We talked most of the time and I told her about this awesome dream I had but it was really really really weird so I'm not gonna tell you guys because I don't want you to think I'm mental xoxo.

Health was boring and so was Geometry but in English we watched the Twilight Zone and it was really weird and I fell asleep oops.

In drama we had to make up a character, back story, and a bunch of other stuff to go with it and introduce the character So, I decided to be a 16 year old girl who doesn't want to marry the man her parents set her up with, so she's running away to America on the Titanic.

I was so nervous and I was freaking out AND OF COURSE I WAS CALLED TO GO 4TH. But I did really well and people really liked it. I also kept saying "I am number 4" so you know.

Basically, I had to walk into the classroom like my character would, introduce myself, and talk about my life a little. Here's what I said:

Dear fab 5

Stop tweeting each other while I just sit here waiting for you to notice me. xoxo

Lots of love
~Lindsey

It's my dream

My dream is to have Louis be on Grimmy's morning show alone and I heard that that's happening tomorrow I'm literally so excited.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Xoxo Brittany

HEY I JUST MET YOU! AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER. SO CALL ME MAYBE.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Of course

Yesterday was the homecoming dance and there was a really attractive guy there. I really wanted to dance with him but I was really nervous, so I kind of just followed him around. At one point, he was talking to my friend so I went up and joined the conversation and I touched his shoulder! 

And 10 minutes later I asked, "Where did attractive guy go?" and he was standing right behind me oops.

The end. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

TONIGHT LETS GET SOME

... studying done.

I'm freaking out.

Ok so at school, in one of my classes (tbh I can't remember which one), the teacher turned on the radio. We had it on for a few minutes when all of a sudden, Live While We're Young comes on. I freak out. I screamed so loudly that I think I broke something. Then, I started doing this weird danced that resulted in me flopping around on the floor. I was acting like that for about half the song, then the crying started.

To be honest, I'm not even sure why I was crying. I cry about everything which is really annoying and stupid and I hate it but what can I do so you know. Anyway, I just started crying and people were looking at me and then the song ended so I sat back in my seat and class continued like nothing happened.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I can't think omg

THE LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG VIDEO IS OUT! Which also means I got to hear the song and omg I'm crying so hard right now! It is about sex and if you don't think it's about sex then I have nothing to say to you.  Shout out to them for saying "get it on" and "get some" cause that's amazing.

And the video is so cute! They're all wet and jumping around. Then there's this part where they do a rowboat dance. And then there's this part where they go on an African Safari car/truck and I'm like oh. But THEN THEY GO TO THIS POOL AND ARE PUSHING EACH OTHER AROUND AND I'M LIKE YES!!!!!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Ok thanks

Today in health, Jessie asked our teacher (who I swear is my 7th grade English teacher) if I could sit in the empty seat behind her because I could show her what we're doing. So, my teacher decides that it would be better if I sat next to her so she rearranged the whole class and made, like, 12 people move so I could sit next to her like thank you ily.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Guess who got asked to Tumblr prom.

Me.

Guess who didn't get asked to real life homecoming.

Me.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm not gonna tell her

Haha ok so today in PE, we were sitting on the ground of the track race thingy, and my friend Kelsey was sitting next to me. When she was paying attention to the teacher, I reached over and tapped her shoulder. She spun around and started freaking out because there was nobody behind her. Then, she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Lindsey! Lindsey! Someone tapped my shoulder and I turned around and nothing was there omg I'm so freaked out right now! Just pretend it didn't happen ok never speak of this cause I'm seriously scared right now."

And of course I pretended like I had no clue what she was talking about.

She was really jumpy for the rest of the day omg I feel so bad.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

This seriously needs to stop.

A lot went down yesterday in the One Direction fandom. I'm not going to rant on about how it's Louis' fault, because I don't think it is. Tons of people are saying that it wasn't even him that tweeted those tweets and since I don't know for sure, I'm not going to blame anyone at the moment.

9 people, Larry shippers, committed suicide earlier today/last night. They committed suicide because of how much hate they were getting for shipping Larry. I saw what people were saying. It was terrible. We're all in this fandom, guys. We shouldn't hate on each other.

And as far as the "real fans" thing goes. I think you're a real fan if you support them and will stand by them until the very end. Just because you ship something, shouldn't mean you're not a "real fan".

This hate needs to stop.

~Lindsey

Birthday parties at sunsplash

So idk if anyone remembers but a while back, I made a post about going to Sunsplash with my school. You can read about that here. So, it was the first time that I went there since that day and sigh memories. I kept making jokes about that day and nobody understood them because duh new friends.

Anyway, the music that was playing there was only 80s music and nobody knew the songs but I knew all of them and had a lovely time jumping around the wave pool singing them to myself. Everyone made fun of me because I had a 50s bathing suit on and I was singing 80s music so that must mean that I was born in the wrong time period.

I had too much ice cream today omg I'm gonna burst.

Lol I still hate water slides.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Walmart

My mom and I went to Walmart yesterday to buy Shannon a birthday present. The cart kept shocking her and every time I tapped her on the shoulder, I'd shock her. Every time she got shocked, she would scream. Right in the middle of Walmart. I like "mom, calm down". But it was really funny.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Shopping.

I just got home from shopping! I literally "shopped til I dropped" omg I just crashed. Anyway, it was really fun! I went with my friends Shannon, Rachel, Rebecca, and Elisabeth! We were awesomely dancing in the middle of the store. And I was doing my drama exercises. Which is basically me bending over so that my hand and flat on then ground, then I start to sway. I look really weird doing it.

Rachel and Rebecca (who are twins) found really cute dresses! Elisabeth and Shannon couldn't find anything and I already have a dress so yeah.

We kept quoting this and this Jenna Marbles video. Rachel and I were walking and we walked past this lady right when she said "Smells like imma get you pregnant." And I sang "Makeup gettin everybody pregnant." And the lady was looking at us to weirdly.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Excitement!

My BBF Jessie got transferred so now she's gonna go to my high school yay!!!!! And Monday is pink day so we can wear these really annoying pink shirts that we got together and omg they are so obnoxious. Anyway, I'm really excited and everything!

I also have this amazing plan for homecoming with a bunch of my friends and my first sleepover with people from high school has been planned!

Lol I'm such a loser I need a life.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

*Insert title here*

I love Britney Spears so much omg. She's so perf. I'm watching the XFactor and she's just being amazing and blunt and perfect. It's back on imma go watch.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Best 4th period ever!

My 4th period teacher was gone today so we had a sub. She said that we had to work on vocab, but me and my friends had already finished it, so she said that she didn't care if we took out our ipods and listened to music for the whole period. I didn't have my headphones. So, my group and I listened to One Direction for about 30 minutes. They got tired of doing that and decided to read for the rest class period.

 I, on the other hand, was not going to do anything productive. So, I watched the What Makes You Beautiful music video and screenshotted every 3 seconds. It was the funniest thing in the world omg I was crying so hard. My friends were trying to figure out what was going on because I just started laughed uncontrollably and I couldn't stop.

Here is one of my favorites.

I'm so happy.

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Just listen

So I came across this today. Just listen to it.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Oh no!

Damian's birthday was a couple of days ago and I forgot to make a post about it! Sorry Damian! I love youuu! Happy birthday!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Why

I had 4 hours of homework tonight I'm going to cry it's still not done someone help my brain is about to explode!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Thanks.

I just wanted to say thank you to everybody who views my blog and follows me. You guys are great and awesome and I love you! Feel free to leave a comment anytime:)

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Dream come true

I'm watching an interview right now and One Direction is talking about the fab 5!!! And Niall's like "What's their name?" or something like that and the interviewer says the fab 5 and he's like "Yes the fab 5, the fab 5!" It was a personal dream of mine to hear him say the omg.

And Harry's like "Gabby was amazing!" And I'm like yes Harry, she was.

Ok I'm done.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm laughing so hard right now

I was looking at my blog views thing, and apparently someone googled "Did Tom Daley have braces" and my blog came up omg I feel bad for that person. All they wanted to know was if he had braces and they ended up on my blog. Did you find what you were looking for?

Ok update! I just googled it and my blog is the third thing down on the second search page I'm laughing so hard right now.

Another update! If you google "Has Tom Daley had braces, my blog is the number 5 response thing. Omg it keeps gettin better doesn't it?

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm mad

How come no one told me that the fab 5 were in San Jose?? Gurl I could have gone!!!! Forever crying. Why can't I just be best friends with them. We can have sleepovers every night and talk about cute boys, eat cookie dough, and be awesome.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm happy I did this

I just followed the fab 5 on twitter. Best decision I've ever made. Seriously they keep tweeting pictures of them hanging out and I just want to be friends with them like please I don't ask for much. I flipped out when I saw them at the VMAs. Why do they have to be so awesome.

I miss the Olympics.

So

So much.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Guys, it has happened.

I finally got cake. Well, it was a cake pop but close enough and it was heavenly and perfect and more that amazing. I'm loving life right now. I'm on top of the world. Lol I'm being a little over dramatic but that's ok cause all that matters is that I got cake.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Oh hey

Lol I'm annoying during award shows.

We won!

Vmas

The Vmas are tomorrow. Why a Thursday? Weird people. Whatever. One Direction is preforming yay! I hope they win everything! Like seriously I want them to have all the awards even the random ones that nobody pays attention to.

Oh and I think I read that the fab 5 are going to be there who else is excited??????

Now, here is a picture of Tom Daley with a Popsicle for your viewing pleasure.  

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm a weird fan.

I make fun of One Direction more than anything else in the world but I love them ok. Ok so for example, today during lunch I was texting my friend and we decided that we were gonna have a sleepover with Niall and Josh. Well, first we were gonna take the train to LA and find them at their hotel. Anyway, we'll share fun facts to know and tell and we'll make cookies and watch movies. Sounds fun right?

So, at some point we started talking about Harry and how apparently we're gonna force him into wearing one of my dresses because my friend said that me and him are the same dress size but I beg to differ. Then, we're gonna throw glitter at him while singing this Ke$ha song. WHERE DO WE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF LIKE WTF!

That wasn't really making fun of them, more like us being weird beyond repair but whatever I'm still a weird fan.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

This week is weird

Idk I get out of school at 12 on Wednesday and that's cool and I want to go back to my middle school BUT IT'S TOO FAR AWAY!

Anyway, it turns out that my friend Jazzy was at Santa Cruz the same day I was which is awesomely lame since we didn't see each  other and it would have been super if we met up but her phone wasn't working so she didn't get my text saying that I was gonna be there until the day after we were there and wow run on sentence.

Do you ever get fetus One Direction feels cause I do.

Ok I've been labeled the schools "Directioner".  I can't handle that title GURL DON'T LABEL ME I AM MY OWN PERSON. But whatever do I get a special medal or something. Come on peasants bow down to your queen.

But people keep buying me One Direction stuff like thanks guys cause I have no money.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm sick help.

Someone please bring me soup. No don't. I literally don't think I can eat soup. I don't want to eat anything, Not even cake. That just shows how serious this is.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Boardwalk

Today I went to the boardwalk with Ann. It was really fun omg. It's a three hour drive and we just sang obnoxiously for the whole three hours. We hung out on the beach for an hour and then went on rides and ok so we spent $20 on tickets right? Ok now guess how many tickets we got. Did you guess 20? Good, cause you're right. Now, guess how many rides we went on. 3. We spent $20 to go on 3 rides and we almost didn't have enough tickets. Omg we were upset. Anyway, it was really fun though and we wanted people to think we were high so we were acting weirdly. It was not strange at all.

I kept saying "Chillin like a villain." Lol Ann got mad at me.

The day before, I was with Jessie and I kept saying "I kid, I kid." And she got mad at me but then she started saying it so you know.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I met my best friend.

He is a radio person and I love him and my friend and I saw him at the movie theater and we ran up and he gave me two hugs and he's perf I love him so much he is my world.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Happy Birthday Liam!

In honor of you, I will post a gif that makes me mad because you're too adorable ok?

Lol that was more than one gif but I got lost in my Liam folder don't judge.

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Oops I Forgot

Omg one of my new friends from my high school bought me a One Direction notebook! SHE LIKES ME ENOUGH TO BUY ME SOMETHING FOR NO REASON GUYS I HAVE A FRIEND AHHH! Yeah it's a really cute notebook and I like looking at it.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Oh no.

So if you look a few posts down, you'll see that I made a post that involved a guy who said he liked girls and I was actually very surprised to hear that he did and now I'm rambling I'll stop. Ok. So I might like him. He's really cute but that's not really why I like him, it's just a plus. He's really sweet and funny and he's nice to everybody which I like and idk help. He had a kazoo today and he was being obnoxious with it and everybody was getting mad and since I enjoy watching other people be in pain, I told him he was my favorite person. And he gave me a hug. He. Gave. Me. A. Hug. And then he gave me a kazoo and we were annoying together.

Help I'm already stressed out enough with school I don't need this.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I still want cake.

The title pretty much says it all. I have wanted cake for two months, and I still want it. If someone leaves me cake on my doorstep, I swear to god I will do anything you want like you think I'm kidding but I'm not this is serious.

Dear Mother

MOMMA I'M IN LOVE WITH CRIMINAL AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RATIONAL IT'S PHYSICAL MOMMA PLEASE DON'T CRY I WILL BE ALRIGHT ALL REASON ASIDE I JUST CAN'T DENY LOVE THAT GUY.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I couldn't resist.

It's not really a bikini but close enough.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Lol I want to post a picture of Tom Daley in a bikini but I'm holding myself back.

Umm ok.

My friend is trying to get me a boyfriend. She has set me up at at least.... 10? guys and they're all really cute but I've friend zoned half of them and scared the other half away. One of them I've actually become good friends with and he's cool so idk I wouldn't mind dating him but I think I'd like to stay just his friend. But my friend is all mad at me because I keep "friend zoning" them and it's like GURL I'M NOT TRYING TO! I really do want a boyfriend but I don't know these guys that she's setting me up with and she just wants me to have a date for homecoming which is sweet of her but sighhh.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Homework

Why do my teachers give me so much homework it's like gurl i got better stuff to do.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

#dead

"Capital FM said that Tom Daley might appear in one of the boys music videos" 

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Steve

There was this guy who was friends with these two guys in my Yearbook class. The two were really mean to me idk why like what even. Anyway, they had a friend that used to follow them around. His name wasn't Steve but Ann and I didn't know his name but we thought that he looked like a Steve. We were making Titanic action figures a few weekends later and we had extra stuff so we made one of him. He has braces so we used a staple for them on the action figure.

His full name is Steve Staples.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Omg.

So I met this girl today and she saw my One Direction bracelets, grabbed my wrist, and pulled me aside from the rest of our PE class and asked if she could trust me. I told her she could and she jumped into this story about how she Kiks Harry Styles because his friend did something idk I don't really remember, but anyway, she got his personal Tumblr and it's password protected so she got the password and she talked to Harry for a while and he gave her his Kik. Then, she started talking to him there and they became friends and he tells he a lot of stuff and she told me everything he told her but I can't tell anybody because I've been sworn to secrecy. Just omg the stuff he told her. Everything seems to match up now. Anyway, I told her that I wanted to believe her but that people start rumors so much that I have a hard time trusting crazy stories like that. So, she took out her phone and showed me her Kik and sure enough, there was Harry. She went back a few days and he had sent her a picture of him at the Olympics or something. Idk that's what it looked like. Wow ok then. If this really is legit. Which it seem like it is. Then. Just. Wow.

Oh and she said to me after, that she told me because she saw my bracelets. She said that none of her friends really like One Direction and if she told them, they'd tell everybody what Harry told her. But she trusted me because I seemed like a genuine fan that wanted the best for the boys. And that's what I am. She said that I'm allowed to tell people that she talks to him, I just can't say who she is, and I can't say what he said.

Grrr I hate keeping secrets, but this one is a pretty big one to keep, so I won't tell a soul.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

GET THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!

I seriously lost the will to live someone call for help.
You think this is funny don't you?
It's not.

Oops

I was totally planning on making a relevant post but when I started typing it all flew away from me what was I going to say? Lol idk.

My friend Jazzy and I are imagining what it would be like if we were friends with fetus Harry. It's fun. We're both fangirling over how cute he's being in our made up story. I also made her this yesterday.

 

I'm Niall she's Liam. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Cake.

I've never wanted cake more in my life than I do right now. I was video chatting with my best friend, and she left the room, and I thought she was still gone so I said to myself "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "me" and "cake" next to each other." And she was listening the whole time and made fun of me and disconnected our chat.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Sherbet

Whenever my best friend tells me she hates me, I text her "Sherbet."

We have an odd friendship.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Your Socially Awkward Baby is Growing Up!

Isn't it a beautiful thing? I made friends today! Real friends! Friends that called me their friend! Friends that gave me their number and asked if we could hang out on the weekend sometime! Friends that give me grapes! Friends that tell me I'm pretty even tho I know they're lying! Friends that grab my wrist randomly and fangirl over my One Direction bracelets!

I also enjoy all my classes and I had to make up a skit in drama and my group did really well! People laughed at our skit! And I met a girl with pink hair in Geometry and she gave me some of her poptart and helped me with my whatever the heck we were doing in Geometry!

High school might be nice.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

First Day

Sigh. I have never been more nervous. I got to all my classes tho so that's good. I felt kinda lonely tho but whatevs it didn't really matter. There was this guy who was kinda cute and he told me that he was gonna find me a cute man friend. I told him thanks. He likes girls. I didn't know that.

I met a girl who said Tom Daley was hers. We aren't gonna be friends.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Eww

Why do I start high school tomorrow tho? Ugh. I don't really know anybody going to the high school I'm going to. Only this girl who I used to be best friends with but then she ruined my life. Well, actually, one of  Ann's best friends is going there. I saw her at the orientation and I texted Ann to ask if it was her and it was. So, Ann gave me her cell number and we've been texting so at least I know her. We agreed on eating lunch together because neither of us like people.

BUT I'M SO NERVOUS OMG WHAT IF I MAKE NO FRIENDS!!!!

Sorry I'm done freaking out. I'll go now.

Come on Tom Daley lets go....

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'M SOBBING!

Ok so first I see the Wonderwall cover and that was hard enough for me to handle but then I see the I'm Yours cover and I'M FREAKING OUT SOMEONE HELP ME!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Tom Daley had braces

I REPEAT. TOM DALEY HAD BRACES!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Lol

Zayn. Babe. I love you. You know that. Now.... why is there a blond streak in your hair???????

And the hat????? Why do I love it tho???? Zayn, you're perf babe keep up the good work.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Closing Ceremony

The closing ceremony for the Olympics is tonight! Ahh! One Direction is preforming! And the song Read All About It is being preformed so I'm freaking out cause of reasons.

Congrats to Tom Daley for getting the bronze medal!

My Tom posts might stop since the Olympics are over and I won't be seeing his darling face anymore. But probably not.

Look

at

HIM!





 Lots of love
~Lindsey

Can someone please give me a Tom Daley? Thank you for your time.

Hi I'm Lindsey and I like Tom Daley's face.

Dreams

I have the weirdest dreams. Like, they are so weird I don't even understand. I had this awesome dream the other night where I ran away from home and flew to London (so that I'd be harder to find, of course) and I met Niall at a coffee shop. We talked for a few hours and came back the next and talked everyday for a week. Then he found out that I was homeless and he asked me to move in with him. It was so weird like what?

But I was excited cause I don't have One Direction dreams that much so whoo!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Cher

Omg you guys the concert (ish) was AMAZING!!!!!!! She didn't sing that many songs, she mostly just answered questions, but IT WAS PERF AHHH! She's such a little angel cupcake! And she's terrific live! She is so small tho! I didn't really think about it but she's tiny! Ok I need to calm down. Yup tho, she was perfect and flawless and amazing and crazy talented.

Also, the concert was at the mall so my friend and I went shopping before it and I got a One Direction shirt! Yay! We also got froyo and I got cookies and cream and I asked my friend if it was tacky to put cookie chucks on top of my cookies and cream... She made fun of me and kept asking if things were tacky for the rest of the day.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Shout out to me for watching Peppa Pig. What even is this show. Darn you Niall for mentioning it because you probably knew that I'd wonder what you were talking about and that I'd look it up.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm Screaming

Ok so not only am I seeing Cher on Wednesday (which, let me tell you, is something that I'm beyond excited about because Cher is perf.), but Damian McGinty is also in the new One Direction documentary! Omg do you know that this is like my life? Omg ok I'm screaming tho this isn't funny. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER!

Come dance with me my children.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Shout out!

Shout out to this post for being my 64th post!!!!!! 64 is my favorite number of all time! If you read some of my posts, I've probably used it several times. Anyway, I just really love it and it's kinda perf so yeah!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Camping

Hello! I just got back from a camping trip! I'm not the biggest fan of camping. I just don't like bugs, dirt, sleeping on the ground, and waking up in the middle of the night freezing cold. I also don't really like tents. Idk just something about them bugs me.

Yeah so there's my interesting post about camping!

Idk tho it was fun.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

The Olympics

Ok, so (there I go again with the ok so) I'm not a big fan of sports. Actually I kind of despise them. The only one I like is dance and I'm not even sure if that counts as a sport.... but I think it does. That being said, I am seriously getting so attached to the Olympics. I scream for America to win and claw my hair out when they don't. It's getting kinda sad. When we do win, I jump up and started cheering/screaming/crying and it's really weird because usually I hate watching sports.

I'm really excited for One Direction to preform at the closing ceremony thing. My babies. I might cry. I'm so proud of them. Oh and this is a week late but HAPPY JULY 23rd!!!!!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm Proud I'm Sorry.

I don't really know what to talk about but I just realized that I start a lot of these post off with saying "Ok so"... it's because I'm socially awkward ok? Anyway, since I have literally no clue what to say, I'll just show you this Larry video that I made a few days ago. I'm actually not really sure why I made it but idk I was bored and it was 1 in the morning so there was really nothing else to do. That being said, I'm really happy that I made it because ahh I'm so proud! I've never done some thing like this before! Yay for trying something new! Enjoy:)

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Pictures of Niall golfing more like leave me here to die.

My Love for Strangers

Ok so a few weeks ago Brittany, Ann, and I were walking to the store. We were playing this game where you have to pick people to kill or marry or I guess kiss but usually we don't use kiss but I guess we were that day idk.

Anyway.

We were playing and Ann said she didn't want to "Kiss Keith" and we laughed because it sounded like a song. And then I started singing Kiss Me. (Listen to it here.) And Brittany freaked out because she knew the song too. Then, literally, fifty 90 year old bikers rode by and started staring at us. So, we started singing it to them and they thought we were awesome.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Sorry!

I got my cord a while ago but I went on a trip that had no Internet so sorry!

Also, I love Cher ok. I want to be her. I want to grunt like her. I want her swag. I want her voice. I want her face. Want U Back is my jam! It's actually on the radio right now and I really want to rock out to it but it's late and I'll get in trouble so OH WELL!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

This is important!

The cord for my computer broke and I only have 3 hours and 16 minutes left of battery. I do not know when my dad is going to take me to the store to buy another one. I will try to get him to take me tomorrow. If I don't come on for, like, 3 weeks, that's why. xoxo

Lots of love
~Lindsey

P.s. I'll probably be back by Sunday lol

I lost my voice!

I have to use this stupid google translate to say stuff for me and it sounds so weird and creepy and it can't pronounce words! Like singing. Yeah, it can't say that correctly. Because it's stupid. And my voice hurts from not talking but then it hurts even more when I do talk!  I hate this so much! Also, it makes random pauses in the middle of sentences like wtf! At least I still have One Direction here to make me soup and sing me to sleep. Oh no wait, no I don't. And I'M FREAKEN SUNBURNNED as HECK! The only thing that might make me feel better is if Larry comes out and I don't know bro, lots of Larry stuff has happened today to make me think it might actually happen. Lol no, it's not gonna happen. Well, I'll also feel better if one of the boys does a twitcam. I wonder what food delivering person will show up this time. They will become my new spirit animal. My first one was The Cookie Man. Then it was/is Nickname. Plot twist. They accidently call my house and I say.... wait... I can't answer because I can't talk ahhh! I'll just play them this rant if they call. Good plan.

(This was originally written on google translate and I just copy and pasted it xoxo)

Haha the funny thing is, I'm actually not in a bad mood. Listening to Google Translate say my rant really made my day!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Summer

My summer has been incredibly uninteresting. The One Direction concert is still the highlight of my life so yeah. Jessie and I ordered pizza by ourselves for the first time a few weeks ago and we were so proud. We ordered it online because we were too scared to to call and order so yeah. I wanted to order pizza because the night before, Liam and Andy did the twitcam where Nickname came and gave them their pizza and started rapping like wtf.

Anyway, on the Domino's order online page thing, there is a thing where you put what you want your deliverer to do (Knock on the door, ring the doorbell, whatever) so I put "Just come in and rap for us." And as a joke, I said my name was Niall Tomlinson. I was gonna change it but I forgot so then we flipped out because our pizza was being delivered to Niall Tomlinson.

So anyway, we went into my room and put on prom dresses cause it was a special occasion. And we were going to take pictures with the pizza boy but we got nervous so we didn't. And I gave him a 5 dollar tip because Jessie said that you pay 20% for the tip but failed to inform me that that only applied to waiters.

So I asked the pizza guy if he could rap and he said yeah and I asked him if he could rap for me and he said that the pizza was 19.79. Oh well.

Then we ate our pizza and watched Monsters Inc.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

One Direction concert!!

Omg it was the best night of my entire existence!! Ok so before the concert, Brittany and I went over to my grandparents house and ate dinner and my aunt made us One Direction tshirts!! Brit's says "Mrs. Styles" on the back and mine says, "Mrs. Horan". On the front are pictures from the XFactor.

Then, when we got there we stood in this forever long line but we made lots of friends so it was ok! Anyway, this guy walked up and started talking to us about his band and we were so excited for the concert that we seemed really enthusiastic about everything he was talking about and he felt really happy. Then we told his we loved him and he said he loved us too! And I told him that we were his groupies!              

When we got inside, Brit had to use the bathroom so I found a guy that gave us directions. He was selling One Direction bracelets and concert books so we decided to buy them. He gave us really weird directions to a bathroom in the way back of the place so I was wondering if we were going to die but we never did so it was ok. Anyway, we were pretty much the only people in the bathroom so we started yelling things at each other because the bathroom echoed. At one point I yelled, "It's gettin hot in here so take off all your clothes!" And I received a few weird looks from people. Then on our way back to our seat, I looked at where the stage was, and I looked at where the bathroom was. Then, I walked by the seller guy and asked where the backstage area was and he said that it was right next to the bathroom so holy crumbs I was a wall apart from One Direction gah!

Anyway, the concert started and everything was perfect and Olly sang "It's gettin hot in here" and the crowd sang "So take off all your clothes." And idk maybe he does that every show but I like to think that he sang that for me since the backstage was right next to the bathroom and yeah.

The boys we amazing!!!!!! And Niall waved at us!!!! They were perfect and the whole night was perfect and I was crying so much that the mom next to me got nervous and asked me if I need water or juice or some of her popcorn. The boys can't sing Torn and then Moments and expect for me to hold up emotionally ok?

It was perfect.

Lots of love
~Lindsey xoxo

I can't even

Umm yeah so One Direction is kinda in San Jose right now and yeah.... OMG ONE DIRECTION IS IN SAN JOSE AND I'M GONNA BE THERE ON WEDNESDAY!!! MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE 2 MINUTES AWAY FROM DOWNTOWN SAN JOSE WHAT IF THEY SEE ONE DIRECTION CAN THEY ASK THEM TO MARRY ME OR SOMETHING OMG.

I have to go cause I need to text my aunt and ask her to go One Direction searching. But I'm going to tell her not to bother them. Just take 1234567890 pictures of them from a respectable distance.

Lots of love
~Lindsey xoxo

Sunsplash

On Thursday, me and my school went to a water park called, Sunsplash! It was so fun! My old school was there too so I saw a lot of old classmates which was kinda awkward but it was nice seeing them.

Jessie, Brittany, and Ann really like water slides and I hate them, so I hung out with my friend, Carmen. We had the best time omg! We went in this thing called The Lazy River like 50 times! There was this life guard named, Micheal that we flirted with. We told him that our names were Annabel and Michele cause those are our middle names. (Oops now you have my first and middle name) Anyway, it was really fun.

We got tired of swimming so we went to go play minigolf and a group of our friends were there too, so we played with them. There was 8 of us, and 6 were boys. They were so bad at golf omg one of them hit the ball and it ended up hitting another in the side and he had this golf ball print on him and it was so funny. Then their golf ball went into the golfland lake thing and one of the jumped in and got it! And he swam around and came back with, like, 20 golf balls! Then, there was this couple behind us and me and my friend, Colton, were making fun of them because it was clearly their first date and it wasn't going well. It was partly our fault that it wasn't going well because we were taking an hour at each hole.... And I said that if someone takes me minigolfing on the first date, that I'm not calling them back because minigolfing is not romantic and then he said what if it was at night. I said that would be fine because it's a little more romantic. Then he was like "OOOoooh mini golf." And the couple heard us and started glaring cause I think they realized we were making fun of them but oh well.

It was fun.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Michelle Obama

I love her ok. It's an unhealthy obsession. She is perfect.

Niall loves Barack Obama. And I love Michelle Obama. So clear the two of us should get married and make really patriotic babies. Good plan.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

God Bless America

HOLY CRUMBS I GOT TICKETS TO SEE ONE DIRECTION!!!!! AHHHH! NOTHINGS FINE I'M TORN!!!

Omg I'm seriously crying right now I don't know what to do someone help me and THE TEARS STREAM DOWN MY FACE!!!! I love them so much I can't wait to see them omg when Zayn hits that one note in Tell Me a Lie, I'll seriously be dead. Omg and if Louis thrusts. And if Harry does his hair flip. And if Liam cries during More Than This (which doesn't always happen but omg), and if Niall jumps!!!! If they breathe. If they do anything. If they do nothing. It doesn't matter. I'll still be #dead.

In other news, The Glee Project comes back on tonight and my Yearbook teacher is getting me and my friends milkshakes on Friday.

God Bless America.

Lots of love
~Lindsey xoxo

Graduation

I'm graduating on Monday. Wow. I kinda don't want to because I don't want to leave the school that I'm at but idk. My parents invited all of my family and are having this big dinner for me tonight but I don't think it's that big of a deal.

Sigh. I'm just in denial.

Mash.

Ok, tons of people play MASH. I, up until this year, haven't played it in a while. This year though, my friends and I play it everyday! We get fancy with the categories. We have the basic: boys, friends, kids, income, cars, but we also added our own. For example, we added, boob size, noodle shape, and pattern.

We also get creative with what we put as our answer. For most of them though, we put this substitute that we had in Yearbook last year named, Mrs. Crooks. She was really mean and went on about what her name meant for an hour! (Her name means killing lambs or something.)

Anyway, it's really fun and I love it! This guy in my History class always asks me to do his MASH. Which is kinda awkward, but not that much so. Here is the MASH that I did today, and one that I found in my planner

Today:  Job- Author, Boy- Damian McGinty, Car- Lime-o (inside joke), Location- San Francisco, Kids- 1, Income- oddly placed Burger King, Noodle shape- Angel Butt, Friend- Poop (my friend is immature), Pattern- Poop (very immature), Boob Size- Z.

The One In My Planner: Boy- Damian McGinty, Friend- Kristine, Job- Lover Of Niall Horan, Kids- 50, Car-Purple Jeep, Location- Niall's House, Income- $64 million, Pets- Zebra.

Basically, I get $64 million to be the lover of Niall Horan. I'm pretty ok with that. And I live at his house with my husband Damian. Awesome. Just, awesome.

My car ride home

Wow I'm so bored right now this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe. Wow why does that song sneak up on my life. I'm going to type this for like the next 20 minutes yes good plan.

 I never used to cry. Now, I pretty much  say that I cried during something on every post!

  A car just drove by and it had Mickey mouse ears in the back of it which is funny cause I'm on my way home   from disneyland and we're like 5 hours away from it.  At Disneyland my aunt and I went on autotopia and I drove the car. Every time we had to stop, my aunt would scream cause she thought I was gonna hit the car in front of us. Then, we started singing grease songs really loudly and wow I manage to be annoying everywhere I go hmm.

 From reading my posts, you must think I'm a terrible writer cause run on sentences are everywhere and my grammar is so bad that if my English teacher saw it, she'd cry. But let me assure you, I'm actually a pretty good writer. I give myself a 7 out of 10. Wow that's a C.... Maybe.... Hmm.

  I hate traffic.

  I have a list of favorite words. Here is goes:

•   Legit  
• Casually 
• Sexy 
• Cheeky 
• Nincompoop 
• Nitwit 
•  Inkling 
• Lovely 

 Thats about it....

 I was watching When Animals Attack and it was like "no one is safe.... Not even Santa Claus. " I die of laughing every time. My laugh starts out quiet and deep, but then, it slowly gets louder and higher until its the most obnoxious sound in the world.  I was laughing on the teacup ride and everybody was looking at me. My aunt and brother kept spinning the teacup and so I laughed harder

.  This lady and I had a very nice convocation about loud parents.  This other lady got mad at me cause she thought that my two year old cousin was my daughter and this random guy standing next to us was the father. Then, my 4 year old cousin walked over to us and asked if I could hold him and that lady flipped out. It's like, I didn't have kids when I was 9!!! Wow people are so stupid.  Then, this man was staring at me and my cousin and I'm like " wow you are a man" and it was really creepy cause he was following us around.  

Then I gave my cousin my phone and she found a picture of Louis, pointed at it, and said "Pretty!!!"

 Kora and Reef (my two cousins) are really like my best friends wow they are cool. Reef watches Glee. Kora likes One Direction.  They are cool.\

Lots of love
~Lindsey:)