How To Cockblock Yourself a book written by me

Ponytails

Ok so I'm wearing a ponytail right now and I am so happy about it cause I love ponytails.

I used to hate them because I thought they made my head/shoulders look big and they do but now I just don't care. I only wear ponytails on the days that I don't want to do anything. My friends know this too. I'll show up to school wearing a ponytail and they'll be like "Aww at least you made an effort." Thanks guys.

Ponytails also made me look homeless which is something that I enjoy looking. Because a lot of the time it resembles how I feel that day.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My top 10

Here are my top 10 posts (in views) :
 

1. In first place, we have this lovely post, which I like to call, Tom Daley had braces. I, for the life of me, have no clue to why this post gets so many views. However, it shows my main man Tom Daley as a fetus with cute braces to you know. 
2. In second place, is this post, known as Texting. Aww one of my first posts. I like this post, however, I wrote it in like 10 minutes so again, I don't know why it gets views. 
3. In third place, is this post, Poptarts and Birthdays. Oh man that post takes me back to my middle school days. And I mention a girl that I'm not even friends with anymore. I mean, we just stopped talking all of a sudden. Sad. I should send her a message. 
4. This post is in forth place, and I think I know why. It's a read more post and those usually get more. Or maybe you guys just wanted to see my face? Idk.. This is actually the first time I posted a picture on here... I think .... 
5. In fifth place, is this post, Sleepover. Idk I think you guys just wanted to see how creepy my friends and I truly are. I don't blame you. 
6. Sixth place, is this post, called My Dog Ate My Mom. For those who haven't seen this post, it's a story that I wrote during Yearbook last year. It's amazing omg I love it so much. You guys should read it because I am quite proud of how it turned out.
7. In seventh place, is this post, known as My Rant (I'm sorry). Oh how I wish this was my number one post. Like, for real I love this post so much it's my little baby. Basically, it's what happens whenever I watch Titanic. I get all mad and go off and this crazy, wild rant. 
8. In eighth place, is this post, What Went Down. Oh my birthday party. Some crazy stuff happened that day omg. I can't wait till my birthday this year. Sadly it's in March so wow I have a long time to wait. 
9. This post is just a follow up post to My Rant (I'm sorry). It's called P.s. Cal's hair looks like a butt. It's pretty much just that. And there's a picture. 
10. Last but not least, is this post, where I get at Nick.com and decide that the word "nincompoop" completed my life. 

Oh so there we have it. Whoot. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey 

Wow ok thanks

40 people on my blog in the last couple hours. Thank you omg. Like seriously here is a gif of Tom Daley taking off  pants as a token of my appreciation.

Leave a comment maybe? You totally don't have to I won't pressure you.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Happy Thanksgiving!

It's Thanksgiving and I'm blogging behind the couch. My cousin found me a few hours ago and is sneaking me food every so often. Thank you to my cousin.

But I'm going to the movies later which is exciting. I also get this giant room to myself and I stay up till 5 in the morning blogging and watching movies. Last night I watched Clue. I love that movie so much omg.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Sleepover

(Hi Brittany luv you)


Brittany, Ann, and I had a sleepover last night and omg it was so fun ok.

Brittany and I went to the mall first but Ann couldn't be there because she's a loser jk it's cause she had to babysit. So we walked around in circles for a while a chatted then we tried on dresses because it's super fun to do. Then we went to the Apple store and took photobooth pictures. Then, Brittany logged into her Twitter to tweet them. We couldn't log out tho and omg it was so funny because we had no clue what to do. I asked a lady to help and she was absolutely no help at all thanks a lot.  

Then she prank called my exboyfriend and she kept giggling and wouldn't stop and he was just like "Hello, I don't understand" And I prank called this guy that she hates (but she used to have a crush on) and we had a lovely conversation. 

Then we went back to my house and Ann finally decided to show up. 

We went on my itouch and downloaded a bunch of dating apps. Then, we took a bunch of pictures of my unicorn pillow pet, Obama wobble head, stuffed moose, and teddy bear. Then we made accounts on the dating apps (the username was sexyunicorn) and flirted with the guys on their but we pretended to be a unicorn. And guys would ask for pictures of us, and we'd send them pictures and the stuffed animals and say "That was one crazzzzy party." (Yes we copied Dan and Phil). 

Then we sent Harry the weirdest messages ever omg. We went on like 10 different Tumblrs and got ask limit on all of them and it was so funny because we sent him like 124 messages and idk it was just funny. My personal favorite is " *whispers seductively into your 3rd nipple* " We also pretended to be "Agent O'Neil" and we sent him like 8 different missions. 

Most of the messages tho were just random parts of our conversations or a random movie quote.

Then we watched Finding Nemo and decided the best two lines in the movie were, "He lost his son, Fabio." and "I'm obnoxious!" But no those parts were so funny like really.  Then we fell asleep during the movie oops.

In the morning we watched Grease 2 which was the stupidest movie ever like what. But it was perfect. We also watched Matchmaker Mary which is the worst and the best movie ever and it was perfect. 

We also sent Harry more weird asks and Brittany tweeted him a picture of an In n Out gift card don't ask.

Click read more to see about half of what we sent to Harry (we can't remember the other half)

Guess who is adorable

This guy.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My Life in a Picture

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Can we just

Can we just talk about the fact that those three girls on Ellen got to feel up One Direction and then they got iPads. Like no, they should give Ellen iPads as a thank you. Thank you for letting me feel up One Direction, here's an iPad.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My Future

Ok ok ok so I was thinking about how much I hate high school, and how much I want it to be over ya feel? So I started thinking about what I wanted to do after high school. I came up with a plan. (That's a complete lie I got most of it off a post on Tumblr)

After high school, I want to move to New York. Which is something that I've wanted to do since I was 11. In New York, I want to go to NYU. I want to get a cute little one room apartment with brick walls, a record player, and a rug. My friend has already offered to take me rug shopping. Also, I want to work in a little coffee shop/bookstore thing.

A friend can live with me in my apartment of one wants to. Or maybe I can get myself a boyfriend and he can live with me. El oh el.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm serious.

My ipod is basically just a collection of voice memos that I recorded of Niall.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Books

Ok so most of the time, I really enjoy reading. But there are some books that I have to read for school that I just dislike so darn much. Here's a list:

• Great Expectations 
• Call of the Wild
• Anthem
• The Illustrated Man
• Every
• Other
• Book
• I've
• Had
• To
• Read
• Except 
• To Kill a Mocking Bird
• That one wasn't that bad

But no I'm reading Great Expectations right now and I dislike it so much that it's not even funny. I want to cry every time I have to open it. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Election Day

I wrote my best friend, Jessie, a goodbye letter and English yesterday. It's just in case Romney wins. I sure hope he doesn't but if he does, I want to be prepared. So, here's my plan:

The boys are in California right now. I am also in California because I live in California so I'm always here. Anyway, my plan is to sneak on their plane, so that they can take me with them. I'll ask Niall if I can live with him, and he'll say yes (if he doesn't idk what I'll do I'll just be stuck in the UK with nowhere to go). We can have sleepovers every night. We can pull the mattresses off the beds and set them on the floor in front of the TV. He can pop some popcorn and whip us up some smoothies and then we will watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. We will gossip about the people we hate and watch as America slowly dies away.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

My life

Is it because I finally found something that makes me happy?

Fine wHATEVER

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Ok omg

So a few months ago, my best friend was over and we were on my computer. She said something weird and I said "You're a monkey." And tbh I'm not sure why I said it. Anyway, she laughed and said whatever and so I typed "youreamonkey.com" into the search bar thing and it took us to this website with nothing but a picture of a monkey and something that said "your ip adress is" on it and omg it was weird.

So I bookmarked the page and today I was looking at all my bookmarked pages and I found it and omg it's still perfect.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm not kidding

If Obama doesn't win tomorrow, I'm moving in with Niall. Don't pretend like I won't.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Lol new screensaver

 

Isn't it precious. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Join me

I'm watching Tom Daley's twitcam. He is still a perfect angel. I love him.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Well then

My friend Brittany thinks her screensaver is sexier than my screensaver but can we take a moment and look at my screensaver

Idk Brit I think mine is sexier. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey