Target Adventures

Kira told me that there was a One Direction game at Target, so we left to go get it. While at Target, we were looking a pajamas, and Jessie wanted to look at footy pajamas, but there was this guy that wrapped himself up in them. Jessie told Kira that she couldn't look at the pajamas cause there was a guy getting cozy in them and the guy was like "And I can hear too." So, Kira, Jessie, and I were like "Oh and he has ears! Wow! That's amazing! Who would have thought!"


We left and started talking about butt hugging and got in line to buy the game. We turn and see a group of seven people all huddled together, pointing at us. Then, they run up and stand in line behind us. One girl was like "Ooooh! What are they buying!" And the guy was like "Something One Direction." And Kira was like "Ears and eyes? Wow."

Then we left and Kira said dramatically, "Thank you lovely people for shopping with us! We will never forget you, Target buddies." And then whispered to us to run before they shoot us.

We were walking to the car and Jessie was saying that we should have started singing. Then, we heard screaming from behind us and saw that the group of people were running after us. I giggled and screamed "TONIGHT LETS GET SOME!" Right as Kira turned on her cars radio, and One Direction coincidentally had been playing at the same time, so it was like "AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG!" And I started screaming.

The Target buddies were yelling "I like your shirt." And all three of us said thank you so we just decided that they liked all of our shirts. We ended up driving next to each other for 5 minutes and they were waving at us the whole time, screaming that they liked our shirt.

It was just really fun.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

One awesome party

Wow ok so that party turned out to be awesome like wow best party ever whoo! It was seriously so fun. The cupcakes had these Fresh Beat Band cupcake holders and there was Twist ones, and I stole them all.... There was also a bouncy house and Jessie and I hung out in there most of the time.

The party got really awesome when a family friend named, Kira, got there. Kira and I are really close but she had never met Jessie before. Anyway, we were sitting and talking and I said "I was just a little fetus running around when we met." And Kira thought it was hilarious and put it on Facebook. Then, there was a motorcycle outside, and I got offended and said "Who is mowing the lawn." Then the two of them had to explain to me that it was a motorcycle, not a lawn mower.

The best part of the party is really long so I'm making a separate post about it xoxo.

Jessie and I ended up crashing on the couch while watching Emperor's New Groove.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Excited!

Jessie and I are going to my cousins birthday party tomorrow! It's in San Jose whoo road trip! We're both excited and we have to sleep on the floor next to my grandparents bed and for some reason Jessie is excited  about that like what gurl you're weird. We also decided that we're gonna watch Emperor's New Groove because I mean what other movie is there to watch I mean really. The party is Fresh Beat Band themed and I have never been happier. Twist is my favorite because he's hot and cute and attractive and where was I going with this.

One Direction said they go on Tumblr and read fanfiction I'm screaming. Like, what if they've seen my blogs. Or what if they've sent me anons before. Lol jk that would never happen but it's still scary to think about because weird stuff goes on, on Tumblr.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Hmm idk

I have really nice news to share with you guys but I think I'll wait another week until I tell you.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Peanut brittle

BRIT FACE WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY MESSAGES I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU!

Come back to me please I'll give you a Hershey's bar.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Well, basically

Today was the best day ever.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I forgot

And in Biology we had to take a test and if you finished in under 1 minute and 20 seconds, it was an A and if you got it under 1 minute, you got extra credit AND I GOT IT IN 33 SECONDS WHAT WHAT! And the teacher put me on the wall of fame thanks gurl.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Good day

I had a really good day today.

In PE we had to run the stupid mile which was stupid but I ran with my friend Kelsey, who is a slower runner than me, so it was fine. We talked most of the time and I told her about this awesome dream I had but it was really really really weird so I'm not gonna tell you guys because I don't want you to think I'm mental xoxo.

Health was boring and so was Geometry but in English we watched the Twilight Zone and it was really weird and I fell asleep oops.

In drama we had to make up a character, back story, and a bunch of other stuff to go with it and introduce the character So, I decided to be a 16 year old girl who doesn't want to marry the man her parents set her up with, so she's running away to America on the Titanic.

I was so nervous and I was freaking out AND OF COURSE I WAS CALLED TO GO 4TH. But I did really well and people really liked it. I also kept saying "I am number 4" so you know.

Basically, I had to walk into the classroom like my character would, introduce myself, and talk about my life a little. Here's what I said:

Dear fab 5

Stop tweeting each other while I just sit here waiting for you to notice me. xoxo

Lots of love
~Lindsey

It's my dream

My dream is to have Louis be on Grimmy's morning show alone and I heard that that's happening tomorrow I'm literally so excited.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Xoxo Brittany

HEY I JUST MET YOU! AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER. SO CALL ME MAYBE.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Of course

Yesterday was the homecoming dance and there was a really attractive guy there. I really wanted to dance with him but I was really nervous, so I kind of just followed him around. At one point, he was talking to my friend so I went up and joined the conversation and I touched his shoulder! 

And 10 minutes later I asked, "Where did attractive guy go?" and he was standing right behind me oops.

The end. 

Lots of love

~Lindsey

TONIGHT LETS GET SOME

... studying done.

I'm freaking out.

Ok so at school, in one of my classes (tbh I can't remember which one), the teacher turned on the radio. We had it on for a few minutes when all of a sudden, Live While We're Young comes on. I freak out. I screamed so loudly that I think I broke something. Then, I started doing this weird danced that resulted in me flopping around on the floor. I was acting like that for about half the song, then the crying started.

To be honest, I'm not even sure why I was crying. I cry about everything which is really annoying and stupid and I hate it but what can I do so you know. Anyway, I just started crying and people were looking at me and then the song ended so I sat back in my seat and class continued like nothing happened.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I can't think omg

THE LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG VIDEO IS OUT! Which also means I got to hear the song and omg I'm crying so hard right now! It is about sex and if you don't think it's about sex then I have nothing to say to you.  Shout out to them for saying "get it on" and "get some" cause that's amazing.

And the video is so cute! They're all wet and jumping around. Then there's this part where they do a rowboat dance. And then there's this part where they go on an African Safari car/truck and I'm like oh. But THEN THEY GO TO THIS POOL AND ARE PUSHING EACH OTHER AROUND AND I'M LIKE YES!!!!!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Ok thanks

Today in health, Jessie asked our teacher (who I swear is my 7th grade English teacher) if I could sit in the empty seat behind her because I could show her what we're doing. So, my teacher decides that it would be better if I sat next to her so she rearranged the whole class and made, like, 12 people move so I could sit next to her like thank you ily.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Guess who got asked to Tumblr prom.

Me.

Guess who didn't get asked to real life homecoming.

Me.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm not gonna tell her

Haha ok so today in PE, we were sitting on the ground of the track race thingy, and my friend Kelsey was sitting next to me. When she was paying attention to the teacher, I reached over and tapped her shoulder. She spun around and started freaking out because there was nobody behind her. Then, she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Lindsey! Lindsey! Someone tapped my shoulder and I turned around and nothing was there omg I'm so freaked out right now! Just pretend it didn't happen ok never speak of this cause I'm seriously scared right now."

And of course I pretended like I had no clue what she was talking about.

She was really jumpy for the rest of the day omg I feel so bad.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

This seriously needs to stop.

A lot went down yesterday in the One Direction fandom. I'm not going to rant on about how it's Louis' fault, because I don't think it is. Tons of people are saying that it wasn't even him that tweeted those tweets and since I don't know for sure, I'm not going to blame anyone at the moment.

9 people, Larry shippers, committed suicide earlier today/last night. They committed suicide because of how much hate they were getting for shipping Larry. I saw what people were saying. It was terrible. We're all in this fandom, guys. We shouldn't hate on each other.

And as far as the "real fans" thing goes. I think you're a real fan if you support them and will stand by them until the very end. Just because you ship something, shouldn't mean you're not a "real fan".

This hate needs to stop.

~Lindsey

Birthday parties at sunsplash

So idk if anyone remembers but a while back, I made a post about going to Sunsplash with my school. You can read about that here. So, it was the first time that I went there since that day and sigh memories. I kept making jokes about that day and nobody understood them because duh new friends.

Anyway, the music that was playing there was only 80s music and nobody knew the songs but I knew all of them and had a lovely time jumping around the wave pool singing them to myself. Everyone made fun of me because I had a 50s bathing suit on and I was singing 80s music so that must mean that I was born in the wrong time period.

I had too much ice cream today omg I'm gonna burst.

Lol I still hate water slides.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Walmart

My mom and I went to Walmart yesterday to buy Shannon a birthday present. The cart kept shocking her and every time I tapped her on the shoulder, I'd shock her. Every time she got shocked, she would scream. Right in the middle of Walmart. I like "mom, calm down". But it was really funny.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Shopping.

I just got home from shopping! I literally "shopped til I dropped" omg I just crashed. Anyway, it was really fun! I went with my friends Shannon, Rachel, Rebecca, and Elisabeth! We were awesomely dancing in the middle of the store. And I was doing my drama exercises. Which is basically me bending over so that my hand and flat on then ground, then I start to sway. I look really weird doing it.

Rachel and Rebecca (who are twins) found really cute dresses! Elisabeth and Shannon couldn't find anything and I already have a dress so yeah.

We kept quoting this and this Jenna Marbles video. Rachel and I were walking and we walked past this lady right when she said "Smells like imma get you pregnant." And I sang "Makeup gettin everybody pregnant." And the lady was looking at us to weirdly.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Excitement!

My BBF Jessie got transferred so now she's gonna go to my high school yay!!!!! And Monday is pink day so we can wear these really annoying pink shirts that we got together and omg they are so obnoxious. Anyway, I'm really excited and everything!

I also have this amazing plan for homecoming with a bunch of my friends and my first sleepover with people from high school has been planned!

Lol I'm such a loser I need a life.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

*Insert title here*

I love Britney Spears so much omg. She's so perf. I'm watching the XFactor and she's just being amazing and blunt and perfect. It's back on imma go watch.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Best 4th period ever!

My 4th period teacher was gone today so we had a sub. She said that we had to work on vocab, but me and my friends had already finished it, so she said that she didn't care if we took out our ipods and listened to music for the whole period. I didn't have my headphones. So, my group and I listened to One Direction for about 30 minutes. They got tired of doing that and decided to read for the rest class period.

 I, on the other hand, was not going to do anything productive. So, I watched the What Makes You Beautiful music video and screenshotted every 3 seconds. It was the funniest thing in the world omg I was crying so hard. My friends were trying to figure out what was going on because I just started laughed uncontrollably and I couldn't stop.

Here is one of my favorites.

I'm so happy.

Lots of love

~Lindsey

Just listen

So I came across this today. Just listen to it.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Oh no!

Damian's birthday was a couple of days ago and I forgot to make a post about it! Sorry Damian! I love youuu! Happy birthday!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Why

I had 4 hours of homework tonight I'm going to cry it's still not done someone help my brain is about to explode!

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Thanks.

I just wanted to say thank you to everybody who views my blog and follows me. You guys are great and awesome and I love you! Feel free to leave a comment anytime:)

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Dream come true

I'm watching an interview right now and One Direction is talking about the fab 5!!! And Niall's like "What's their name?" or something like that and the interviewer says the fab 5 and he's like "Yes the fab 5, the fab 5!" It was a personal dream of mine to hear him say the omg.

And Harry's like "Gabby was amazing!" And I'm like yes Harry, she was.

Ok I'm done.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm laughing so hard right now

I was looking at my blog views thing, and apparently someone googled "Did Tom Daley have braces" and my blog came up omg I feel bad for that person. All they wanted to know was if he had braces and they ended up on my blog. Did you find what you were looking for?

Ok update! I just googled it and my blog is the third thing down on the second search page I'm laughing so hard right now.

Another update! If you google "Has Tom Daley had braces, my blog is the number 5 response thing. Omg it keeps gettin better doesn't it?

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm mad

How come no one told me that the fab 5 were in San Jose?? Gurl I could have gone!!!! Forever crying. Why can't I just be best friends with them. We can have sleepovers every night and talk about cute boys, eat cookie dough, and be awesome.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm happy I did this

I just followed the fab 5 on twitter. Best decision I've ever made. Seriously they keep tweeting pictures of them hanging out and I just want to be friends with them like please I don't ask for much. I flipped out when I saw them at the VMAs. Why do they have to be so awesome.

I miss the Olympics.

So

So much.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Guys, it has happened.

I finally got cake. Well, it was a cake pop but close enough and it was heavenly and perfect and more that amazing. I'm loving life right now. I'm on top of the world. Lol I'm being a little over dramatic but that's ok cause all that matters is that I got cake.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Oh hey

Lol I'm annoying during award shows.

We won!

Vmas

The Vmas are tomorrow. Why a Thursday? Weird people. Whatever. One Direction is preforming yay! I hope they win everything! Like seriously I want them to have all the awards even the random ones that nobody pays attention to.

Oh and I think I read that the fab 5 are going to be there who else is excited??????

Now, here is a picture of Tom Daley with a Popsicle for your viewing pleasure.  

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm a weird fan.

I make fun of One Direction more than anything else in the world but I love them ok. Ok so for example, today during lunch I was texting my friend and we decided that we were gonna have a sleepover with Niall and Josh. Well, first we were gonna take the train to LA and find them at their hotel. Anyway, we'll share fun facts to know and tell and we'll make cookies and watch movies. Sounds fun right?

So, at some point we started talking about Harry and how apparently we're gonna force him into wearing one of my dresses because my friend said that me and him are the same dress size but I beg to differ. Then, we're gonna throw glitter at him while singing this Ke$ha song. WHERE DO WE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF LIKE WTF!

That wasn't really making fun of them, more like us being weird beyond repair but whatever I'm still a weird fan.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

This week is weird

Idk I get out of school at 12 on Wednesday and that's cool and I want to go back to my middle school BUT IT'S TOO FAR AWAY!

Anyway, it turns out that my friend Jazzy was at Santa Cruz the same day I was which is awesomely lame since we didn't see each  other and it would have been super if we met up but her phone wasn't working so she didn't get my text saying that I was gonna be there until the day after we were there and wow run on sentence.

Do you ever get fetus One Direction feels cause I do.

Ok I've been labeled the schools "Directioner".  I can't handle that title GURL DON'T LABEL ME I AM MY OWN PERSON. But whatever do I get a special medal or something. Come on peasants bow down to your queen.

But people keep buying me One Direction stuff like thanks guys cause I have no money.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

I'm sick help.

Someone please bring me soup. No don't. I literally don't think I can eat soup. I don't want to eat anything, Not even cake. That just shows how serious this is.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Boardwalk

Today I went to the boardwalk with Ann. It was really fun omg. It's a three hour drive and we just sang obnoxiously for the whole three hours. We hung out on the beach for an hour and then went on rides and ok so we spent $20 on tickets right? Ok now guess how many tickets we got. Did you guess 20? Good, cause you're right. Now, guess how many rides we went on. 3. We spent $20 to go on 3 rides and we almost didn't have enough tickets. Omg we were upset. Anyway, it was really fun though and we wanted people to think we were high so we were acting weirdly. It was not strange at all.

I kept saying "Chillin like a villain." Lol Ann got mad at me.

The day before, I was with Jessie and I kept saying "I kid, I kid." And she got mad at me but then she started saying it so you know.

Lots of love
~Lindsey