Thursday, April 26, 2012

KLMN

Oh hey! My 3 best friends and I made a band! (That sounds weird but whatevs.) We are called KLMN! (Stands for Killing Lemons Make Noodles.) It's so exciting!!! We only sing One Direction sons right now. I sing all the Zayn and Niall parts! We are making a music video in a couple of week too! Sigh. I'm really excited.

Another band name we were discussing is 1 Dollar. Cause there is 4 of us.... And if we were quarters, we'd be a dollar.... Ok, we mostly wanted it because we could also be called 1D.

More later!

~Lindsey:)

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Lindsey is in love

Ok quick story. Friday, in English, we were using the iPads to look up "How To Make A Good iMovie" things. And I Youtubed it, and a video came up about how to get the old iMovie on the new Mac. Anyway the kid talking in it was sooo cute and I fell in love with him and he was like 10 but the video was made in 2008 so we are probably the same age! Omg then I wrote his username on my hand and I've been stalking him all weekend.

His name is Greg and he loves to skateboard! And he lives in Boston!!! Sigh. We were meant to be. Except I hate skateboarding and I live in California.

But I own a skateboard. So that's something.

Lots of love
~Lindsey

Nincompoops.

Last night, I decided to pull an all nighter. I only stayed up until 3 but that's not important. Ok, so, around midnight, I decided that the word "nincompoop" was the most hilarious thing in the world. Everything last night was a nincompoop.

The biggest nincompoop of all, was Nick.com. I wanted to watch Avatar the Last Airbender, but Nick.com was like "noooo" and I got really upset. I started screaming at it and calling it a nincompoop. God. I was gonna go all Lima Heights on Nick.com. I hate it. Stupid nincompoop.

Then, I went on Omegle. I was trying to tell people that my favorite word was nincompoop, but they kept disconnecting. Then this.... person, was like "Why do you even like One Direction?" and I gave it an explanation that was a novel long. Then it said, "You're wasting your time." Then I called it a nincompoop, and it disconnected.

I am so good a insulting people.

Anyway, then I went on Twitter and my friend Brooke was like "It's 3:30 why can't I fall asleep?" And I told her it was because she was a nincompoop. She asked me how she could denincompoop herself. I told her she was to do the chicken dance while singing Barbie Girl. Then, she had to duct tape a rubber chicken to her elbow and scream, "I AM THE BOX GHOST."

But she didn't have a rubber chicken.

Nick.com is still a nincompoop.

Lots of love
~Lindsey:)

Thursday, April 12, 2012

I like to laugh.

Ok, so, at lunch today, I had a major case of the giggles! In Science, Ann and I kept sing this song that's like "I feel so close to you right now, it's like a force field." Or something. Anyway, my friend Claire yelled really loudly, "God Ann just shut up!"  The whole class became silent and I start laughing so loudly. Like seriously, I'm dying on the lap table. Tears even formed in my eyes!

Then, at lunch, I started singing it again and Claire said, "Lindsey, if you sing that again, I will slap you across the face." And I don't know why but I started cracking up and I couldn't stop. People were looking at me and I was crying and laughing super loudly!

Then, Brittany started laughing and two of us were quoting One Direction back and forth and it was super funny and my stomach hurt and I have abs.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while.

Lots of love
~Lindsey:D

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Telephone

At my birthday party, we were singing Karaoke and Telephone came on. I giggled and said that from that moment until my party ended, I would answer my phone by singing "Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing." My friend ran into my room and called me, and I sang to her. Everyone laughed. I thought that was the only time I was going to have to do it.

That morning, me and my friends were eating breakfast and my cell phone rings. The same friend that called me  the night before, had just gotten up to use the bathroom. The number that was calling me was blocked, so I assumed it was her. I answered by singing the song (very loudly and passionately if I may add) into the phone. While I'm singing, my friend walks back into the room. My eyes widen. The person on the phone with me asks "Uhh is Tony there?" My face gets really red and I say "No, sorry." My friends look at me confused. The person hung and I put my phone down.

"Wrong number." I say. All my friends start cracking up and making fun of me. I just kept blushing because I didn't mean to sing to a stranger.

Oh well.

Lots of love
~Lindsey :)

Monday, April 2, 2012

Brittany and I are cool.

Brittany came over to my house on Saturday to watch the Kids Choice Awards because One Direction was preforming. Two hours before it started, we decided that it would be cool to make a One Direction pillowcase.  We went into my garage and started drawing on a pillowcase with puffy paint. It was really fun. I got my iTouch and put the Up All Night album on shuffle. Then, I was just sitting on the floor trying to fix Niall's eye that I messed up on, and I turn my head, and see a tooth. Yep. A human tooth. Just sitting on the garage floor like it owns the place.

I screamed and started poking it with my paintbrush. Brittany looks over and starts giggling. Then, my mom walks and and asks me why I screamed and I showed her. My mom ran inside and got my dad. He didn't care.  Then, after we were done, we went back inside and gossiped for like a half hour.

Then the KCAs started. We were screaming and freaking out and going crazy when Halli Berry
(oops that's probably spelled wrong) got slimed. Brittany was screaming, because she saw One Direction, and it's not like I wasn't screaming for them, but when we saw them, I screamed, "LOOK IT'S PAUL!!!" Anyway, we were facetiming with our friend Ann the whole time. Except when One Direction preformed and my TV stopped working so Brittany and I had to run out into the living room and dance around out there.

Then after it was over, we watched all of the video diaries and in one of them, Harry says "Lindsey" and I made Brittany listen to it over and over for 10 whole minutes. After that, we watched Titanic and went to sleep.

Aren't. We. Interesting.

P.s. This is the pillowcase we made. The ones with the black bodies, I drew. The ones with the brown bodies, Brittany drew. And I drew Zayn's jacket. Also, yes, Louis has a purple mandible.

 
Lots of love
~Lindsey:)